am i having too much fun with the pokemon mixer?
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You’re walking in the woodsThere’s no one around and your phone is deadOut of the corner of your eye you spot him:gay opera dubstep vampire
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
jared how many regrets do you have
66,938
some people on this website have a special reserved place in heaven
OH MY GOD I ALMOST CRIED YESTERDAY BECAUSE I LOST THIS POST
its ok friend you have found it again
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.
(Source: just-mimimi)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
